Our first offering will be the serialization of an original novel (available only on the internet) about the strange life of two families trapped in a Mexican sinkhole by drug lords. Follow their harrowing experience week after week as they deal with deprivation, snakes and intrusions by outsiders. What’s their history? Who will survive and who won’t? And what’s the deep dark secret behind the whole saga?…Twenty-seven episodes posted! READ FINALE NOW!
Younger Man: Check out that old woman over there.
Older Woman: I can’t believe how that young man is staring at me.
Younger Man: Her eyes are riveted to my crotch.
Older Woman: I’m so flustered, I can’t make eye contact with him.
Younger Man: It’s embarrassing.
Older Woman: It’s disrespectful.
Younger Man: She’s old enough to be my grandmother.
Older Woman: I wonder if his voice still cracks.
Younger Man: She’s got no shame. I like that.
Older Woman: Actually, he’s…kinda hunky, in a crude and awkward way.
Younger Man: She was probably some hot BEAYACH when she was younger.
Older Woman: And oh my God, what a basket!
Younger Man: I bet her tits hang down below her knees.
Older Woman: I doubt he knows which end is up.
Younger Man: I bet when she takes out her teeth, she gives as good a blowjob as old man Dingus.
Older Woman: Probably doesn’t know where, much less what a clitoris is.
Younger Man: Her pussy must smell like mackerel and taste like mutton.
Older Woman: Maybe it’s a codpiece.
Younger Man: And her hole…I mean, how big IS it?!
Older Woman: Wonder if he has one of those smooth hairless chests and peach fuzz on his groin. And the small of his back. Mmmf!
Younger Man: Maybe her asshole’s still tight. If I can maneuver around the hemorrhoids.
Older Woman: Probably hasn’t had his first wet dream yet.
Younger Man: She looks like a moaner.
Older Woman: Still, better’n nothin’.
Younger Man: And she won’t put much of a fight.
Older Woman: Uhm, excuse me, young…sir.
Younger Man: Love that little SM touch. Joan Cougar Melonchest, here we go!
Older Woman: Do you…have the time?
Younger Man: (Looking at his watch) About half an hour.
Older Woman: Is that all? I thought you’d be much…longer. I mean, later.
Younger Man: (Offering his arm) May I accompany you across the street?
Older Woman: My, aren’t you the gentleman!
Younger Man: You underestimate me.
Older Woman: Let’s see what you got.
Younger Man: I’m blushing.
Older Woman: (Under her breath) This is all wrong.
Younger Man: (Under his breath) Let’s get it over with.
Older Woman: Hey, honey! Where you going?
Younger Man: Shut up and spread ’em!
(He goes to the curb and takes a leak)
(She opens her compact and puts on lipstick)
(Lights fade down)
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Evil Inheritance is the story of Spencer Willingham’s investigation into his father’s death. Along the way, the 15-year-old encounters a lot of surprises and danger. This was our contest piece, but believe it or not, nobody entered…not a soul. In coming weeks, we’ll shift the prize to a new contest. Interestingly, there appears to be a lot of interest in the stories, but not in a contest. Maybe people don’t associate contests with literature???? Stay tuned.
Fourteen episodes posted! Final Episode posted, BONUS episodes 15 & 16 just for you!
Arnulfo Twilber is raised in a fairy tale cottage secreted in New York State’s Adirondack Mountains. Centuries before, his Elfin ancestors arrived from Iceland as stowaways. Their pastoral life is idyllic, until an avalanche changes Arnulfo’s life forever. Forced to seek help, he ends up in civilization for the first time, and is set upon by curiosity seekers, state bureaucrats and scientists. Although his unusual background makes socialization difficult, his Elfin charm and ingenuity enable him to finally forge lasting relationships. Episodes posted: 10